Showing posts with label fashion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fashion. Show all posts

Friday, August 1, 2008

A Mystery Solved



So the whole world thinks that Katie Holmes is under the Cruise brand of mind control. What other explanation is there for her to dress like this
As it turns out, her slouchy outfit was just an act of sartorial revenge. After Katie started walking around with her jeans pegged, a number of other stars like Amanda Peet here began following suit. Now she can say, "HA! To all you naysayers who accuse me of not thinking for myself. HA! I think for all of young Hollywood! I control THEIR MINDS!"

Well played, Katie.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Leggings Scourge Finds New Victims



I don't like leggings for women. Even though Lilo has her own line and I love her. As pants they either make people feel awkward about looking near your crotch or they're just a pointless accessory. 

But I might feel differently about man-leggings (meggings?). There are already man-pris and murses. Envision a whole line of girl-rags turned semi-manly. Man-dresses (messes!), man-skirts (kilts?) and mmm-louses. For men who like jumpsuits for their one-piece functionality and the comfort of no waistband, the Mess is the next step. Kevin Federline — a faithful advocate of the man-pri — could catalogue model! 

photo courtesy nymag.com
From left, Givenchy, Bernhard Willhelm, John Galliano