A Mystery Solved

So the whole world thinks that Katie Holmes is under the Cruise brand of mind control. What other explanation is there for her to dress like this? 

As it turns out, her slouchy outfit was just an act of sartorial revenge. After Katie started walking around with her jeans pegged, a number of other stars like Amanda Peet here began following suit. Now she can say, "HA! To all you naysayers who accuse me of not thinking for myself. HA! I think for all of young Hollywood! I control THEIR MINDS!"

Well played, Katie.

A Letter to Fancy Celebrity Types

Kirsten Dunst slumming it at an MGMT concert in Brooklyn.

Dear Celebrities,

I know the economy is rough on all of us right now, but must you bogart the things that rightfully belong to me, a member of the unwashed masses? Are fame, fortune and hardly ever looking sweaty not enough for you? 

The world is clearly divided in two.

Things you get:

1. paying a lot of money for really nice things

2. VIP sections

3. having someone brush your hair for you in the morning

Things I get:

1. free concerts

2. taking furniture people dispose of on the sidewalk and putting it in my apartment

3. eating peanut butter out of the jar

I would prefer it if you could in the future please pay closer attention to these guidelines. You don't see me doing things like paying for cabs or looking good in a bikini. Because I respect your lifestyle. I hope that next time I wait in line for a concert for three hours on a sidewalk and get jostled by people in fake Raybans, then give up and go home after my friend buys some shampoo, that I don't find out the next day that Kirsten Dunst was there. Wearing Raybans. 

Talk to you soon,

Nikki