Kirsten Dunst slumming it at an MGMT concert in Brooklyn.
Dear Celebrities,
I know the economy is rough on all of us right now, but must you bogart the things that rightfully belong to me, a member of the unwashed masses? Are fame, fortune and hardly ever looking sweaty not enough for you?
The world is clearly divided in two.
Things you get:
1. paying a lot of money for really nice things
2. VIP sections
3. having someone brush your hair for you in the morning
Things I get:
1. free concerts
2. taking furniture people dispose of on the sidewalk and putting it in my apartment
3. eating peanut butter out of the jar
I would prefer it if you could in the future please pay closer attention to these guidelines. You don't see me doing things like paying for cabs or looking good in a bikini. Because I respect your lifestyle. I hope that next time I wait in line for a concert for three hours on a sidewalk and get jostled by people in fake Raybans, then give up and go home after my friend buys some shampoo, that I don't find out the next day that Kirsten Dunst was there. Wearing Raybans.
Talk to you soon,
Nikki
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