Monday, August 18, 2008

Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl"*



Why did it take so long for someone to make the Two-Girls-Kiss-to-Get-Attention gimmick into a song? This was a perfectly conceived idea that fully exploits the attraction of hot part-time lesbians and also Madonna-whore, not only in the innocent taste of cherry chapstick, but KP's kittenish finger biting in the video. The song, like the act of girl-on-girl action itself, is not subtle. There's no need for suspense, so it's a good thing they just put everything on the table with the song title. NO MAN CAN RESIST. Not even Kanye!

Another plus, when girls hear it at clubs they might make out in deference to it. Because god knows they can't dance to it.


*I hate this song

1 comment:

Narwhal said...

tatu was rocking attentosexuality way back in 02. see if you can suppress throwing up to this antique, guest starring duff and bynes at the beginning:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbJ6UAk8Bp8