Monday, October 13, 2008

Fake Lesbians Fail


This was not only the summer of Pinkberry, it was also the summer of the fake lesbians. Kate Perry, Lilo's new romance (yes, I'm naysaying that shit) and Scarlett makes out with Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen's new flick. 

Ladies: Unless you plan on fulfilling the suggested promise of a girl-on-girl kiss then you probably shouldn't do it. And I guess you could plan on that... But when celebrity hotties start making out that really lessens the impact of college coeds doing it and then WHAT WILL WE HAVE LEFT? 

What happened to real-lesbian artists? Lillith Fair? There may not have been hotpants at coffeehouse open-mic nights but at least there was crushing sincerity! 

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